SPIDEYVILLE UNLIMITED

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Eff You Marvel!
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
I haven't picked up my copy yet but [info]scans_daily  had some pages up. I didn't read every word and it looks like they concluded things well enough.

But...

I HATE THE FACT THIS LEADING TO ANOTHER FUCKING CROSSOVER!!! Are you kidding me Quesada?! First you rape my favorite character of all-time with One More Day and now you keep demanding I buy huge Bendis/Millar produced crossovers!

FUCK YOU MARVEL. I'm gonna start downloading your comics. Damn you.

On the other hand, I'll get the Final Crisis trade when it drops.

And I really like Grant Morrison, I normally enjoy his stories once I can read everything as a whole and see the big picture. But Batman R.I.P.?

Yuck.

Just leave Tim Drake as Robin and don't kill Dick Grayson. I'll be happy with you. Even if you are shitting on Wally West for no apparent reason.

And here's a cool Batman picture.
Cut because the T.I. picture was big too. )

My Morning
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
Woke up to the sound of Ed announcing he had to go pick up Johnathan.

Ed threw water balloons at me but thankfully they didn't bust.

Ed returns with Johnathan, who was drunk. Johnathan comes upstairs and starts fucking with me.

I get up. Johnathan goes downstairs and comes back and starts throwing stuff around claiming I betrayed him.

He calms down long enough for Ed to get the bright idea to throw a water balloon at him. The water gets on his monitor and it goes out.

Now Johnathan is really having fit and throws more shit, screaming about how he would lose all his shit and Cortez would be mad at him. It only hit his monitor.

I hook up his smaller monitor and show him everything still works. He's satisfied.

I shower.

I go to leave to find Wes, Johnathan, and Ed all fast asleep.

...

Spider-Man: One More Day
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
I HATE THIS!!!

I didn't mind JMS' run. I was with him the whole six years. From Amazing volume 2 #30 to Amazing #545. Never missed an issue. I liked Ezekial, I liked the first Morlun arc, I liked Aunt May finding out (best stuff out of her in YEARS), Shade was cool, Carlyle and Doc Ock worked for me ("Otto?" "May?" lol.), Shathra was nice, the MJ/Peter reunion was awesome, Digger was really fun, the student focused issues were cool, I LIKED Loki's arc, the anniversary issues worked for me, the last Ezekial arc worked for me, liked the Skin Deep arc and the New Avengers one, the Civil War arc and Back In Black. So yes, I REALLY liked JMS' run.

Sins Past and the Other sucked.

BUT THIS...

Why not kill May? Why? Why? Why? I like Mary Jane! Fuck, fuck, fuck! May was an excellent character in JMS' run but if she goes down, let her go out too! Fucking Mephisto! Fucking Quesada! Cause apparently this was not JMS' original ending! But it's so stupid!

SO...

No one knows Peter is Spider-Man. People know he pulled off his mask during Civil War but they don't remember who it was. He's still unregistered. He's no longer married to MJ because of something that happened...(Fuck Mephisto!) Aunt May is alive acting like she did previous to JMS' run (don't forget your umbrella! Fuck!). And Harry's ALIVE! What the fuck?! To quote The Angry Video Game Nerd, "this shit sucks diarrhea monkey balls!" I think that's a direct quote. lol. I'm done. Brand New Day is interesting but to quote someone else on my friends list (Russ maybe?) it feels like an 80s Spidey comic that was done ALREADY.  FUCK!

Here!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_More_Day_%28comics%29#Part_Four
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=141756 

Da Bulls
Stan Lee
[info]bhyphen
New Jersey 106
Chicago 97


I'm a Chicago Bulls fan.  In case you didn't know.

I was first a fan right after the Bulls won their first championship in 1991.  It helped that Michael Jordan played for them.  I was a fan through the repeat (when Riley took over the Knicks, Cleveland thought they could stop Jordan, and MJ hit 6 threes in Game 1 of the Finals), the three-peat (when MJ got hit with the gambling allegations, the Suns dominated everyone, and Paxson hit the game winner in Game 6), the year and a half of Jordan's first retirement, the 72 win season, the second repeat, and ultimately the second three-peat.  Once Phil Jackson decided to stop coaching, the lockout happened, Jordan retired again, and the team was dismantled, I figured it was time to move on to another team.  I had endured years (still on going) of losing with the L.A./Oakland Raiders and I didn't want my NBA team to suck too.  So I began following Allen Iverson and the Philadelphia 76ers.  And they almost got to the top of the NBA mountain (2000 Finals, Sixers won Game 1 in L.A. against the Lakers, only to drop the next four games), but they couldn't put it together.  And Philly's management could never find the right piece to play alongside Iverson, though I think he and Stackhouse would have worked.  So in 2003 I decided to return to my beloved franchise.  They still sucked, but they were my team.  They still sucked after the 2004 season.  But then in 2005, they went back to the playoffs and almost got to the second round!  Yes!  In 2006, they went to the playoffs again and got handled by the soon to be champion Miami Heat.  The signed Ben Wallace in the offseason!  And going into last night they were the number 2 seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs!

All they had to do was beat New Jersey in New Jersey.  That's it.  I think the Bulls were winless in ten tries in New Jersey.  So what.  One win.  Number 2 seed.

As the score at the top says, they fucked it up.

Now you would think, they would be a 3 seed now, or even a 4.  NO.

A 5 seed.

And now the Bulls start the playoffs in Miami against the 4 seed and defending NBA champion Heat.

They could have been playing the Wizards.  A Wizards team without Gilbert Arenas and Caron Butler.  Antawn Jamison won't carry the Wiz out of the first round.

Instead, that fuck head Lebron James and those damn Cavaliers get to play the Wizards and more than likely will advance to play the fucking Nets or the Raptors before getting truly tested in the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Bulls have to beat the Heat, then beat the Pistons or Magic to get to the E.C. Finals.  And it'll be the Pistons.  IF the Bulls beat the Heat.

Fuck.

The Bulls won the season series against the Heat but that doesn't mean shit in the Playoffs.  Especially with Shaq healthy and Wade at 85-90%.

Fuck.

So it looks like the Bulls will be out in the first round again.

Fuck.

Predictions?

Mavericks over Pistons in 5 games.

Congratulations Dallas.

Fuck!

The Imus Thing 3
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/4710016.html

There, they fired him.

I hope everyone is FUCKING happy now.

Dumbest shit I ever heard in my life.

I'm officially boycotting CBS at all costs, unless something really, really, really, really, really, really good comes on that I must watch. 

I'm not boycotting NBC even though it's part of MSNBC's name (and also Heroes and a bunch of other shows I like is on there).

This shit really pisses me off, I need to get off of my computer for awhile.

And fuck Rutgers (They suck in general).  Those girls' feelings weren't really hurt like that.

Yeah, I'm really pissed, see y'all tomorrow.

The Imus Thing
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
Is being blown way out of proportion I think.  Was he wrong for calling the Rutgers women's team a bunch of nappy headed hoes and jiggaboos?  Yes.  But the uproar is ridiculous.  Rutgers did not need to make a statement.  Bunch of girls crying on stage when you know damn well, they have songs in their ipods calling women worse than that in general.  I think he deserved the suspension.  But MSNBC did not need to drop him, advertisers did not to pull out their money...it's almost like Michael Richards makes it bad to say anything.  Imus was wrong.  Imus apologized.  life goes on?  We'll see.

Imus should be on satellite anyway.  Like they won't hire him if he got fired.

Never!
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
I can never accomplish anything!

Fuck Marvel!
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen
Reason being that they're so concerned about the slightest hint of mainstream publicity, that they'll ruin a story for the die-hard fans who buy their comics every Wednesday.

FUCK.
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Tyler Hansbrough Cheap Shot
Hyphen Drawn
[info]bhyphen

Now what really pisses me off is the commentator keeps saying it wasn't intentional.  HOW THE FUCK WAS IT NOT INTENTIONAL?  Henderson was a couple feet away from the play when Hansbrough got the rebound and there was already two Duke players there.  He ran over just so he could hit him the fucking face.  Fuck him and fuck Duke and fuck Coach K and fuck the Crazies.  I can't believe he's only gonna get one game for that shit.  And don't give me that bullshit that Hansbrough should have been out of the game and that's why he did it.  So the fuck what?!  Yes, at that point, he should've been out, but that's no reason to bust his fucking nose.  I HATE DUKE!  And I fucking hate Henderson!

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